krumbinesBRAIN 08 - A Personal Reluctance to get Personal


J
There's a girl.

K
A girl?

J
A girl.

K
What girl?

J
*A* girl.

K
Can I tell you something?

J
What?

K
I'm not following with this whole girl thing.

J
What's not to follow?  There's a girl!

K
A girl?

J
Yeah.

K
See, now, that's the part I'm not following.

J
Which part?

K
The part about the girl.

J
The part about the girl?!

K
(shrugs)
The part about the girl.

J
That's the only part.  There are no other parts.

K
What can I say?  I've not following it.

J
The part about the girl?  You understand that I specified no other parts to the story AT ALL.

K
YES, I understand THAT.

J
Okay.

K
Alright.

J
Alright.

K
Okay.

J
(sighs)

K
So tell me about this girl.

J
(confused)
What girl?

K
(angry)
I WILL HURT YOU!

J
Alright!  Her name is Fay.

K
Fay?

J
Fay.

K
Fay is her name?

J
Yes.

K
The girl?

J
Her name is Fay.

K
So ...

J
So, she's kinda been on my case about all the videos I produce.

K
The videos you produce for youtube?

J
Yeah.

K
She's on your case about them?

J
Could we possibly cut back on some the repitition here?

K
Wait a minute, why is a random chick named Fay giving you crap about the videos you're posting to youtube?

J
Many, many reasons.  I can't begin to tell you how many reasons there are.

K
OH!  Is this why you don't want to get personal, huh?  Fay?  Is that it?  A little somethin'-somethin' happing there?

J
(saracastic)
No, Fay is just a completely random chick who bears no relation to me whatsoever.

K
Really?

J
She's my girlfriend!

K
(GASP)
Your girlfriend?!  Wha?!

J
Oh, come on--don't act so surprised for the camera.  Everybody knows YOU know.

K
True.  This is true.  The truthiness of this fact CANNOT be denied.

J
Oy vey ...

K
Lemme ask you a question.

J
What?

K
You and Fay--things are, you know, going well?

J
Are they going well?  There going okay.

K
Just okay?

J
Yeah, okay.

K
Cause it sounds like you're starting to reorganize all of your creative work around this girl.

J
I'm not doing that.  That's not what I'm doing.

K
What happened to Talking Heads?

J
Talking Heads--huh?

K
And Zaphod Zombie?  You've gotten death threats for not continuing THAT show.

J
Look, the Zaphod Zombie thing--

K
And now you're completely reluctant to get personal with your personal vlog show.  You tell me that's not reorganizing your entire creative agenda to suit the whims of a secret lover that no one knows about!

J
GOD!  WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

K
I WANT ANSWERS!  I WANT THE TRUTH!

J
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

K
...

J
...

K
That was ... powerful, man.  I really believed you there.

J
You didn't think it was too much, with the whole movie reference and all?

K
Oh, totally not.  It was perfect.

J
Well, you were good, too, buddy.

K
Hey, thanks man.

J
No problem.

K
Oooh, here's a thought--since I'm you and you're me, why don't we give Fay a call and have ourselves a bit a of a threeway.  Huh?  Huh?

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