As a designer, my goal is to deliver a piece of collateral that makes you and your business look spectacular, badass, and flat-out cool. For all my services, I charge a flat fee of $30/hour -- that means if you don't think I hit the mark the first time out, I can keep revising until you're happy!
Introducing the latest, boldest product for Orlando, Winter Park, Apopka, Sanford, Longwood, and other Central Florida area businesses: building wraps!
And now for a new feature I like to call a Horbawrong Creative Before & After -- wherein I take a local business's piece of art, be it a business card or logo or sign, and give them a total redesign. Sometimes they've asked for the work, most of the time they haven't.
In every case, however, they love the new art.
This week is a small tax services business located in the Magic Mall Plaza. I rebuilt a small logo he had and while the green is a little stereotypical, I think it invokes H&R Block, without having to say a word.
I moved into my new studio this past weekend and will have the green screen and lights set up by next weekend/
Seminal Works are for Pornstars is officially on a weekly update schedule (ironically after I ranted about not adhering to schedules) and I'm in the middle of saying proper goodbye to Jenzatron in the strips. Click the image above to see the whole strip and read/watch ALL THE CONTEXT!!!
(Seriously, there's a lot of context.)
Hey! Guess what? Seminal Works are for Pornstars made a(n unceremonious) move to its own website! Yay! Way back at the beginning of OCTOBER 2013. Yeesh. You'd think I'd put a note up or something.
Anyhow, we're 58 strips into the comic and that there picture above is the first panel of the very latest: "The Long Goodbye, Pt. 1". Hit up SeminalComic.com to read the whole strip!
In addition to introducing an updated design for Jordan (blue shirt! rolled up sleeves! aside from a beard, he's SLIGHTLY more representative of my daily visage) this strip is the first of a brief (very brief) storyline about depression.
As I said on Facebook: we should have code and/or safe words for depression. It's for everyone's safety, really.
As an overly sensitive creative person (although I hardly think that makes me special) I get depressed rather easily. Recently, professional expectations were unreasonably high while I was simultaneously running myself ragged with my consulting work ... and it all resulted in a downward spiral of misery and worthlessness.
But without the low points, the high points are only just average.
So I gave my wife a heads-up -- Code Black, Sam -- as kind of a safety net ("I'm miserable right now. It has nothing to do with you. There's nothing wrong. There's nothing you can do for me. I'm just going to miserable for a few days, and that's okay."). I think we both put on some metaphorical protective gear -- for Sam, it helps her know that the depressed Jordan is just a passing phase. For me -- and this is something that I've really taken a long time to learn -- it's that the depressed Jordan is a PASSING phase and NOT TO MAKE ANY MAJOR DECISIONS. Like completely giving up on an art project because it seems pointless. Yes, actually, it really IS pointless, but it'll feel slightly LESS pointless once the depression passes.
And it does. Some of us have coping mechanisms, others have delicious pharmaceuticals, and even others have fun combinations of the two. Whatever the case may be: it's just a happy fact of life that we get sad. Try to enjoy it a little.
This will eventually be a full-fledged Seminal Works comic strip, but I was excited and really wanted to share. I did a nominal bit of research to see if anyone had designed a smart fortwo TARDIS wrap, but all I found was a standard blue smart with a TARDIS license plate. So .... here's the SMARDIS.
JORDAN: Behold! The SMARDIS!
SAM: .... I don't get it.
JORDAN: It's like the TARDIS--from Doctor Who!
SAM: You having unfettered access to a vehicle wrap company is probably the dumbest thing ever, isn't it?
JORDAN: It's all wibbly-wobbly and bigger on the inside!!!
SAM: .... I hate you so much right now.