Apocablog Sample Script

The end of the world ...

Is no longer nigh.

It's right now.

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Apocablog - Krumbine - 01

... I never saw this coming.
 
Okay, look, I saw things coming--I saw a surge in my popularity on youtube and doors opening up and then all kinds of opportunity that I never imagined.
 
But this?
 
... this, I never saw coming.
 
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I don't know how long the electricity is going to hold out and I don't know how long the internet will last ... but for as long as it does, I want to be able to tell people what's happening.
 
(chuckles)
 
It's funny because I've always wondered what I'd be doing with my life if I didn't have to go to work to pay the bills for all the ammenities I never really wanted in the first place ... what would I do with my life, then?
 
Everybody has to have that one thing, right?  I've always figured that writing and video editing and all of this other bullshit was my "thing".
 
I guess we'll see how long that lasts, huh?
 
Alright ... here's the deal ... shit is going down.  I-I-I don't know what it is or why or fucking HOW this is even happening ... but it is.
 
Two days ago, I was going to work and I thought it was just like any other day.  I work at the, uh, county government complex--it's a fucking huge campus pretty much on par with your average college.
 
Anyway, I show up Monday morning and the campus is fucking empty.  Not a soul in to be found, anywhere.
 
I don't know.
 
I'm still fucking freaked out by this shit.
 
I go up to my office ... nothing.  Totally empty.  I checked all eight floors of the building and each one was completely empty.
 
People ... people just don't disappear like that.
 
I got back to my car--right cause YOU would stay and do office work in a situation like that--and that's when I finally noticed that there wasn't anybody on the streets.
 
Everything was empty.  Go figure how the hell I didn't notice that before.
 
I want to tell you what happened after I left the government complex ... but it's getting late and it's been a long two days.
 
I'm tired as fuck ... but I don't know if I can sleep ... there's ... there's something out there.
 
(beat)
 
(LOUD NOISE!!!)
 
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