I swear that zombie is holding a Walkman.  A dead man carrying dead technology?  Irony?  You be the judge.

What the hell is Dilbert doing at a Dragon Con parade?  What's that?  You say he's a zombie?  Nah, I've worked in offices where everyone looks like that.  Stop being paranoid.  But lock the door, just to be safe.

You'd think that the guy front and center just spotted a nice juicy lifer to chow down on, but the truth is that he just spotted Elvis.  ZOMBIE ELVIS.

Okay, what is with all the hot zombie ladies on Flickr?  Seriously, can you believe that one of my ex-girlfriend's wasn't into the undead?  Maybe that's why it didn't work out.  Huh.  Talk about a revelation.

Her loss.

There's just something about those large breasts, that pale skin, those open wounds ....

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thivierr/1665799844/

Clearly, she's been waiting for the bus.  For a long time.  A VERY long time.  Don't ask me to explain the camera.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rumikel/2931980674/


.... is that you, Zaphod???

http://www.flickr.com/photos/koadmunkee/3761822293/

Not just sexy zombie babes .... sexy LESBIAN zombie babes.  You know they're totally into gnawing on each other.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ateofiel/292853829/


Lesson learned: wait to join the ranks of the undead AFTER all of your adult teeth have grown in.