What the hell is Dilbert doing at a Dragon Con parade?  What's that?  You say he's a zombie?  Nah, I've worked in offices where everyone looks like that.  Stop being paranoid.  But lock the door, just to be safe.

You'd think that the guy front and center just spotted a nice juicy lifer to chow down on, but the truth is that he just spotted Elvis.  ZOMBIE ELVIS.