<![CDATA[www.HORBAWRONG.com - Chris LeBrane's Musical Blog]]>Sat, 19 May 2012 23:30:33 -0800Weebly<![CDATA[Blank]]>Sun, 07 Nov 2010 14:44:04 -0800http://www.horbawrong.com/5/post/2010/11/blank.htmlBy: Chris LeBrane
 
LYRICS:
 
My mind's so blank
I don't know what to do
 
My mind's so damn blank
When it comes to you
 
I can think of words all day
But now I've got nothing to say
 
My mind's so damn blank
When it comes to you
 
Oooh
 
The end result will be...



Blank...
 
Words can't describe how true this was.  Well...the word "blank" kinda sums it up...
 
After the rebound of "What's the Indifference?" from my slight bout of cold sickness, I was faced with making two pieces of art:  the footage for WEBCAMS episode 26 and the song for said episode.
 
And I drew a blank...big time.
 
For the life of me, I could not come up with a decision as to what to do for the song, style-wise and lyric-wise.  It was almost as if the sheer scope of the title zapped away my thoughts for a brief moment.
 
But, I, the comeback kid, won't be denied my tunes, let alone my own.
 
Continuing with my journey of different musical styles, I decided upon a kind of cool hybrid of Latin-influenced electric lounge, which is great on a dusky Saturday night with no TV and the windows open (complete with your drink/smoke/drug of choice...).
 
The lyrics simply came from the true concept of simply being blank on an idea, which is what the episode is about.  So, while it sounds like I am talking to a person, I am merely talking to the song itself. 
 
It came together quicker than ever, because time was pretty much running out on me.  It took about 30 minutes to do the music (sans guitar), and about 15 for vocals and guitar.  Add mixing in the equation for about 10 minutes and you've got 55 minutes of "blankness" working you for about 27 seconds. 
 
Numbers...word.

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<![CDATA[What's the Indifference?]]>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 19:16:26 -0800http://www.horbawrong.com/5/post/2010/10/whats-the-indifference.htmlBy: Chris LeBrane
 
LYRICS:
 
When it comes to lovin'
And all its positions
You must be tenacious
With your helping decisions
 
But what's the indifference?
But what's the indifference?
What’s the indifference?
What's the indifference?
 
OWWWWWW!
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Give it up for the comeback kid!
 
I recall reading this scripts during a period when I was busy with other projects that we were doing at the time, as well as getting back into rehearsals with the band I play with.  So needless to say, I didn't dwell on it too much.  After finding out that I wouldn't be in the cast, I began to focus solely on the song I would make for the episode.  As I told my man Jordan, somehow, I gotta get my piece in!
 
 
Then...I took sick.
 
Two and a half days down with a shitty cold.  I am not one to get sick a lot, but when I do, it's pretty gnarly. And gnarly this was.
 
I couldn't think about anything creative.  I tried...just wasn't happening.  My creative juices were dried up in favor of phlegm, coughs, and copious amounts of coma-like sleep.  Awesome, yet horrible.
 
I watched, what seemed like, the world pass me by in only a few days.  It might sound like a bit much, but you creative types know how it is:  any overt extended time away from it, it's tough to jump back in.  And I didn't want that to happen.
 
So, on Friday, I went to work for the first time in two days to show some sort of responsibility.  Upon getting there, I knew I just wasn't 100%...not even 50%.  So I took a half day off and went home to recoup.  When I got there, I knew I was going to be late with EVERYTHING (and that's still kind of true).  But I couldn't be fully behind.  Can't have that.  So I got to work.
 
Combining two of my favorite musical styles (The DFA "Dance-punk" sound of LCD Soundsystem and the Minneapolis new wave funk of Prince and so on) and put it together the only way this Louisianan could do it:  in my drawz, by my damn self, :)
 
The result was actually better than I thought.  Upon listening to the finished track, I was literally surprised.  Or maybe it was just the cough syrup...
 
Musically, there is a lot going on.  The funky bass, the synth bass warbling through, the synth chords that you can barely hear (trust me, they are there), the Prince-like chicken-scratch guitar (first time I ever did this on a recording!), and along with the drums (You gotta admit...that "CLAP" sound makes you wanna dance by default!), I created a sparse yet full performance of all things dancey!
 
The coolest thing I used on this track was my beloved Simmons electronic drums (the hexagon pad seen in the "Act Naturally).  Here's a briefer on electronic drums:
 
Basically, it's simple.  Inside the pad, there is a trigger...or a pickup source.  When the pad is hit, it sends a signal to usually a drum module, in which the sounds are held.  And that's about it for that.
 
Since I don't have a drum module yet, I got creative.  I plugged the pad into my guitar processor, which has some unusual sounds.  I found one that was close to the old "disco" sound (pyoooooooo!) and used it.  It's the sound that finishes the sound (prior to the claps).
 
The lyrics are merely a play on the scripts concept. I did my research by reading the script a couple of times as well as listening to Anna M's song "Tenaciously Indifferent".  I sang all of the vocal parts, changing the sound of my voice for each "person".  I honestly did try to make it with LCD Soundsystem in mind, not so much in voice styling, but just that energy.
 
All in all, I think it came out well.
 
A great song came out of a not-so-great sickness.
 
My cough is dying down.
 
I am back.

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EDITORIAL:  This episode also featured an original song over the title sequence.  "Tenaciously Indifferent" was written and produced by YouTuber and regular WEBCAMS contributor GoNoAmmo.  You can listen to and download the track below.
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<![CDATA[Golf!]]>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 12:41:00 -0800http://www.horbawrong.com/5/post/2010/10/golf.htmlBy: Chris LeBrane

LYRICS:

Golf!
(Fucking GOOLLLLLLLLFFFF!!!)

 
Can't say it better than that!

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As most know from the commentaries about "Golf" it is a mixed one.  But the song is a different ball game, for me.
 
Sometime in the month of June, 2010...
 
When told about the episode, Jordan kinda left me to do whatever, only giving me a task of making something sound "sports-like".  So, in my head, I thought, what's better than a sort of ESPN-esque interpolation?  ESPN musically has always been a source of interest for me.  Basically, it's this huge overblown triumphant music to emphasize the Thrill of Victory and the Agony of Defeat.  But at the same time, it's this highly triumphant music that hasn't changed literally in the last 35-40 years.  True, the songs may change and they are "newer" sonically, but the elements remain the same:  usually a repetitious rhythm (usually a shuffle), with some padding in the background and really LOUD horns!  So that's what I set out to do.
 
While creating the music, I remember being highly pleased with the chords going on in the background. Something about the way I put them together was just a nice feeling.  I recall just playing that part over and over again for hours when doing it.
 
After adding bass and drums and the horns, I then added...you guessed it, the LM-1 to provide a "Whacking" sound, as if some guy had just tee'd off.  It was the clap sound, once again.  What can I say?  A versatile instrument the LM-1 is (if only I had the REAL one, lol)
 
During the whole production of the song, I just kept thinking about ESPN graphics of old: chrome borders, old 1970's Scanimate effects, clips of golfers streaming by...and once it gets to the "WHACK!" in neon cursive letters, it was read GOLF!
 
Being influenced by that as well as the "Real Men of Adventure" commercials (where a guy just sings what the announcer basically said), I pitched my voice down and said "Golf".  
 
The singer’s response?
 
"FUCKIN GOOOLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFAaaaaaaa!"
 
This one line had me in hysterics based on thought alone.  So I had to do it.
 
I sent it to Krumbine, and waited for its release...
 
and waited...
 
and waited...
 
And we moved on.  But I was always confident that the episode would come forth.  And it did. And while it may have not met the expectations of some, I still feel it's a damn good episode.

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<![CDATA[Luck of the Duck]]>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 20:35:26 -0800http://www.horbawrong.com/5/post/2010/10/luck-of-the-duck.htmlBy:  Chris LeBrane

LYRICS:

When times get rough
You need an omen on your side
Like the feathers of a pigeon
That has been shot and has just recently died
Makes a human want to waddle and fly away
Luck of the Duck
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Quack Quack! Mu'Fu'ka!

Upon hearing the title alone, I knew I had to go somewhere different with it, musically.

The lyrics were simple enough, I basically took some of the more highlighted points of the script (i.e. the dead pigeon) and used it as a literary device...or some shit like that...

The main thing to point out is that it usually only takes one line in my head to get things going.  If I make up a line and once tested on my own brain I start to laugh, then I usually go from that point.  In this case, I was in hysterics every time I thought of the phrase "Luck of the Duck".

For the music, I had only a few rules:  keep it odd and keep it scary.

I used, to great effect, the LM-1 drum machine samples.  I used it solely for its infamous Clap sound, which was the "gunshot”, heard in the middle.

I was aiming for a haunting sort of textural background to go along with the deep voice that I was thinking of using.  The chords that play when the drums kick in actually are a play on another song I have written for my solo effort.  I thought about using something else at the time, but I decided that in the context in which they are used is different enough to be distinguishable, yet related.

I am a big fan of conceptual continuity.  A concept favored mostly by Frank Zappa, it is a process or state in which all things tie in somehow, whether it is sound or lyric-wise.  If you listen to a Zappa album...cool.  Then you listen to a second.  You still might not find the tie-ins.  But listen to three or more, you start hearing the same themes, almost as if these albums were one long song and he's finally getting back to the turnaround.  I LOVE stuff like that!

While WEBCAMS is a hard show to do it on, I still manage to make it either tie in to my solo stuff, stuff I have done for others, and even older Pre-You Tube Chris LeBrane stuff

(For examples of these works, check out the album "Into the Mind of Chris LeBrane" (1998)...Available Nowhere!)

I'm sure as an afterthought, way down the line, the continuity will show.  For now...just good ‘ol fashioned show funk!

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EDITORIAL:  This episode also featured an original song over the title sequence.  "Lucky Duck" was written and produced by YouTuber and regular WEBCAMS contributor GoNoAmmo.  You can listen to and download the track below.
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<![CDATA[Heavenbound]]>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 05:09:57 -0800http://www.horbawrong.com/5/post/2010/09/heavenbound.htmlby: Chris LeBrane


LYRICS:

We're all heavenbound

It just depends on what heaven means to you

Whether it's in the air or upstairs

It's all a thing of perception

Heavenbound

(It's all up to you, everything’s the truth)

Heavenbound

(Just do whatever feels good to you)
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It’s all in the mind.  It’s all up to you.

Simply put, upon reading the script, the lyrics flowed out of me like something flowing out of something.

Being the controversial topic that it is, I didn't know if my beliefs or what I wanted to convey would either make any sense, or if anyone would be able to relate.  So, I put a phat-ass LM-1 driven dreamscape down to back it up. 

NOTE TO THE COOL:  If you ever want to get your point across...put a beat behind it.  Most can't fuck with it!  (hehe)
 
And now...my commentary on the subject at hand...

NOTE:  The following views and opinions are those of Chris LeBrane and Chris LeBrane only.

The on-going subject that never seems to quite go away...

Most of the time, I tend to skirt around the issue of religion.  Why is that you may ask?  Because, from my experiences (not all, but the majority), it ends badly. 

There are a few variables that make this inevitable:

1.  Everyone believes that they are right

2.  No one usually has much in the way of regard for the other's opinion, even if in a debate

3.  I simply think people like to fight.

I could be wrong, but this is usually what I see.

I was raised Christian, in a Baptist home most of my life.  For us, church and believing was never much of a problem. (If you've never been to a black Baptist church in the south...you would know why.  It’s a HIGHLY enjoyable and entertaining experience!)

Now, I have had my questions regarding the validity of it all, and while all of my questions may have not been answered, it never deterred my faith to an extent.

Basically, I can find something wrong with ANYTHING.  Therefore, none of the religions (or no religion for that matter) makes a perfect argument.  On the flip side of that coin, I can understand and for the most part relate and/or respect another person’s views.  I don't think the beef stems from the actual religions themselves, but of the attitudes of the people involved in them, as well as the people who do not participate.

Now, speaking on a very basic human level, I would think that ANYONE would get highly irrational and defensive whenever something they believe in is being questioned.  Especially if the questioning party already has their mind made up about the situation.  A smug tone, scoffing, and bitter-edged laughing is just about enough to make anyone lose their religion...or lack thereof.

The atheists scoff and laugh at the Christians for believing in something they consider illogical and nonsensical.

The Christians scoff and laugh at the Atheists for not believing in something that they truly believe in their heart-of-hearts to be real.

Other religions of course factor into this, but since these are the main two going head-to-head in the episode, these are the ones I have focused on.

It just seems less of a path to the truth and more of a "who's right" sort of game.

And to an extent, it's pointless.

I can't get behind the extreme actions of hardcore zealous Christians.  I can't get behind the extreme actions of atheists.  Anything, in reality, which deals with something that should be ultimately personal to an individual, and is done to an extreme level, I cannot get behind.

As I stated, was raised Christian, and readily identify myself as such.  But ain't I the coolest motherfucker you know?

The way I have always felt about my faith and done my faith never had too much of an effect on how I live my life.  And based on this, I have met cool people from EVERY faith, and none of us have problems.  And that's the way it should be.

I'm not a fan of mashed potatoes...but no one shoves them down my throat.

I love gummy bears.  Besides asking you, I am not going to force my gelatinous love all over you.

So, to Chris LeBrane, and me only...when it boils down to what religion of belief is the correct one...I must simply say this...

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

So I believe in God and you don't.  Does that mean we can't dance?  Hell no it doesn't!

I'm not trying to convert anyone.  That journey is up to the person taking it.  And what you choose to believe is up to you.

I'm not for telling people they are going to burn in hell.  That's judging.  We shouldn't be judging, if you believe in the system.  Who am I and what makes me so righteous to condemn someone like that?

I'm not for berating or judging a person for believing in an "imaginary person in the sky" and there was a dude who could perform magic and all that.  Let 'em believe it.  If it works for them...let ‘em.  Screw it!  Do their beliefs REALLY fuck up your day THAT much?

Now, the only thing that would negate this is if someone is using their beliefs, whatever they may be, for harm.  Christians have done harm.  Other religions have done harm as well.  And that's the worst of it all.  I don't consider that faith.  That I will agree is brainwashing. 

Usually brainwashing is associated with religion...and I can understand that.  Religion is nothing but a set of beliefs...which could be hammered in to the point of harm.  But that's on that person (or persons).  And that is NOT God.  That's just FUCKING CRAZY.

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RELIGION AND BATSHIT CRAZY.

This is how I sum it up:

If a Christian believes they are going to heaven...and it happens?  Awesome!  I don't think they are going to find the time or have the mind to "float" on down and gloat to the non-believers.  I don't think that is the point.

If the atheists are correct, and there is nothing...and we all just die and go back underground to re-fertilize the earth...great!  Awesome!  They can't come back and gloat either.

If a person’s whole point and goal is to go "SEE?  I'm right!” they should stop what they are doing, don't talk to anyone else, and THINK about why they need this validation so much.  Pencils down...

Very simply put:  as long as a person isn't harming anyone and isn't an asshole about what they believe, there really is no problem.  Just a difference.  And there's nothing wrong with that.  I can say for a fact that a person's beliefs have never stopped me from loving them. 

And as a Christian...isn't that what the point is supposed to be about?
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<![CDATA[Cute?]]>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 18:14:28 -0800http://www.horbawrong.com/5/post/2010/08/cute.htmlBy: Chris LeBrane

LYRICS:

OWWWW!!

A-Yeayee!

I met a girl

She was a real young beaut

Now I just don't know what to do

She heard my song and then she called it "Cute"

Now I've got no choice, I've got to pass on through

(Cute? Bitch, I'm GREAT!)
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No compliment could be so offensive.  Just kidding...or am I?

When I read the script for this particular episode, it hit home quite hard.  Throughout my years of being creative and making music (initially starting in 1991 but technically 1997), there has been at least 20 times where I played someone a song, and their response was "Oh!  That's cute!".  OUCH!

Given, a compliment is a compliment.  But I do agree with the creative and technical merits which are pushed aside for some sort of bland-ish generalization.  It's like going to the Guggenheim and saying "Oooh!  Look at the colors".  You gotta have more of a detailed appraisal than that!

Either way, these things cannot be avoided.  We will all end up creating what we will all consider the "Thriller" of all of your works:  the one that is the greatest and someone REALLY attractive is going to call it cute.  I shall merely smile, thank them, and then pray for them (just kidding...but you know what I am talking about!)

In essence, the lyrics came forth very easily.

The song tells a simple tale:  Guy makes song, girl calls it cute, guy leaves girl.  Simple as that.  Extreme?  Maybe.  But you get my point...

The production of the music was a bit different.

Wanting to perfect my love for the sounds of the LM-1 drum machine, I tried out a more precise method of mixing the drum machine, by having each sound have its own separate audio channel in my music program.  That way, I could apply various effect and dynamics to certain drums.

I then took all the influences that I have been toying with recently and mixed it with the older style of things I was used to.  What got created is this sort of hybrid "Prince meets Devo" type of sound, as describe by my girlfriend.

The brassy synth sound that handles the main riff in the beginning was a synth sound I created to emulate the sound that Prince was using circa 1982-1985: the classic Oberheim synthesizer sound.  Prince also used an ARP Omni 2 string sound in combination with the Oberheim, which I also included in the sound I created. 

My DEVO-ness came from the LM-1 drums (used by both Prince and DEVO) and some of the noise sequences.  I went for earlier Depeche-style sequenced lines as well.  It's a mix-mash up of all these things, aided by electric bass guitar and rhythm guitar.  I am pretty happy with the results of my guitar playing (the one instrument I am not that great on).

These songs definitely give me the opportunity to test out my equipment.  And because of them, I find out more every time.

And there's nothing "cute" about that!
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<![CDATA[Post All Day (by the IMC)]]>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 11:57:56 -0800http://www.horbawrong.com/5/post/2010/08/post-all-day-by-the-imc.htmlPOST ALL DAY

As Performed by: The IMC
Words by Matthew Horowitz
Music by Christopher LeBrane

Day after day he’s checkin his views
And he hopes for day that he’s gonna catch on
With Talking Heads you really helped him too
He’s counting on you
To help him break him through

Gimmeabreakman, pimp Krumbine’s show
He wants to be a partner don’t you know
And post all day…..

Hey MissPacman I think your cool
And I really love it when you write the rain
You know that I’m a Darksider too
Now he’s counting on you
To carry him through

Come on Misspacman, pimp Krumbine’s show
He wants to be a partner don’t you know
And post all day……..

This one goes out to all YouTube
Let’s give Krumbine the credit he’s due
So please subscribe and tell all your friends
Were counting on you
To break him through

Come on Youtube, pimp Krumbine’s show
He wants to be a partner don’t you know
And post all day
Click past the break to read my commentary and download the .mp3!

Sometimes, collaborations are just given to you from the heavens.  True inspirado.  And this one is nothing short of that.


The following is taken from the official "Post All Day" email, as sent out to Chris LeBrane's co-workers:

"On June 13, 2010, Krumbination regular Matt Horowitz approached fellow Krumbinite and Musician Chris LeBrane about a collaboration.  Through this process, they formed and created the IMC (International Muthaf*ckin Collaborators).  The collaboration was to be a song, dedicated to the man Krumbine himself, designed as a message to the YouTube world to support our HIGHLY creative Figurehead in his efforts to become a YouTube partner."

That is merely a shorthand version of the story .  But there's more!  And to help me tell the tale, Mr. Matthew Horowitz has contributed his story of how it all came together.  MattyHo...take it away!!
 

"Ok, well this all started about a year ago after I stumbled upon the “Darksider Primer” video by Heather and Jordan.  I thought it was very well written, funny, shot, edited, and acted like nothing else I had ever seen on YouTube, and let’s face it Heather is the most interesting, relevant, and easy on the eyes YouTuber I have ever watched.  And so it began. 

It became apparent to me right away that Jordan’s talent ran deep, and I became more and more impressed with every video I watched. So, I e-mailed him expressing how much I appreciated his work and that I would love to be a part of the Webcams series.  He e-mailed me back and guided me to Krumbination and it was on. What an eclectic group of talented people, full of energy and ability, I felt like a crack head winning the lottery.

I did the “Vampires, Boners and Bedhead” Webcams episode, then, I got my wife Darcy involved and we did the “All about Lesbians” Webcams episode together.  Then  Krumbine  posted the V-Log about Little Zombies and, having a lifelong fantasy of being a cartoon character voice, I asked if I could be part of the show, and BOOM, not only am I in the show, I have a mug with my character on it, Doctor Darkbot. Life is good.  During the comment phase of “Lesbians” Jordan commented that he had an idea for a one legged Lesbian Porn star. That was all I needed to hear and, like Heather writing the rain, I wrote the twisted thunder.  I thought, “ WOW, imagine a one legged porn star named Peg.” And I wrote a bio for her which Jordan used brilliantly as the Wikipedia page for her in Webcams 15, “There’s something About Peg”. It was a real treat to be in that one with Eric and Rob.

So, thinking the only thing missing was for me to start posting some content on my own channel. I have been posting vids with my brother since 2007 and they are on my channel as my favorites. I had just received Jordan’s’ books in the mail and BADABOOM, there it was. Having seen Heathers “New Books” vid, I took the ball and ran with it. And, there was my first post on my channel “NEW BOOKS”.

I got to thinking about my next post and after watching all the reposted “Talking Heads” episodes on Horbawrong.com, I was really intrigued by the “The YouTube Rejects”. Besides falling in love with Sam, (sorry Darcy and Jordan but COMEON!!), the episodes “Hostile Environments” and “The Bitter End” really struck me as GREAT TV. If you haven’t seen these shows, check them out, they are BRILLIANTLY written, produced and acted. Then, Jordan posted a V-Log about being burnt out, taking a week or two off to get re inspired and being upset about the machine of YouTube not taking notice of all his well crafted content. My wheels were turning and one day I was in my car and I heard “Drift Away” and BADABING there it was! (Gimmeabreakman/ pimp Krumbine’s show/ he wants to be a partner/ don’t you know…)  So my task was to write Victor, Heathers “Writing the Rain Drops” into the song,  and then, the  motherload of all motherloads, singing with Chris LeBrane and having him do the music, and then  having Jordan edit the music video.  I was breaking out in sweats I was so excited.   I e-mailed Chris and being the gracious professional that he is, he was in, and the rest is history.

I received the completed song from Chris, and, after wiping the tear away from my eye and picking my jaw up off the floor, I then began to think of how to present it to Jordan. It didn’t take me long to figure that out. I downloaded the “Mission Impossible” TV theme song and did a voice over trying to stay as close to the original format as possible.  I sent it to Jordan and he cleverly turned the song into a Webcams episode.

This video would not have been possible if it wasn’t for the talent of Chris. What a pleasure it is to work with such a gifted musician. And of course our leader, Jordan Krumbine!!!"

- Matthew Horowitz, August 18, 2010
 

Thank you Matt! 

Since Mr. Horowitz was very thorough, I shall wrap it up quickstyle!

After conversing back and forth with Matt about the song, I began to work on it.  One of the first things I did was sit down and listened to "Drift Away" over and over again.  And I gotta say, I was a bit nervous taking this on.  Why you ask?  As stated before, I, sometimes, can have the spirit of doubt and mediocrity within myself.  Being basically a non-trained musician (aside from some band classes and a piano class...that's a WHOLE 'NOTHER STORY!!), I was hoping that I would be able to pull the song off.  So I went for it, programming the drums (DAMMIT I need to get an electronic drum set.  A good one!  Might be expensive, but hell, I could play in the apartment and it would be my true drumming talents!), and also the electric piano and strings.  I then added bass and guitar and the instrumental portion was complete.

Using a system I had been thinking about for quite some time (in accordance with other projects), I sent Matt some links to a free audio editing program and sent him the instrumental track in order for him to sing his parts.  Once done, he mailed me his raw vocals without the music.  I then placed his vocals in with the original tracking session and overdubbed my vocals.  Mix, mix, mixed, and voila!  You have the end result!

After sending the song to Jordan, he immediately wanted to do a video.  It took a little while on my part (me, Mr. Busy Bee), but once the footage was all in, he created another Krumbine Masterpiece!

So, come on people!

Support this man!  He has the talent, the drive, the skills...and he definitely pays the bills!

I have never been one to throw salt on anybody in a serious manner.  You do what you do, and that's what you do (haha).  But when it comes to the creative realms of YouTube, a lot of it can be less-than-stellar.  I feel what we and others who are truly being creative on a cinematic level, are truly using this medium for its intended purposes.  I can't be sure, but I am pretty pegged that YouTube wasn't initially a vehicle for unreasonably angry 12 year old girls and nutshots (although...gotta admit...those are funny...in a sad way).

So enjoy this song, celebrating one of the TRUE ORIGINALS in the viral video game. 

SUPPORT SUPPORT SUPPORT!

WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU!

STAY CREATIVE.

IMC Impossible:

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<![CDATA[Don't Talk to Me (Urinal)]]>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 22:28:35 -0800http://www.horbawrong.com/5/post/2010/08/dont-talk-to-me-urinal.htmlWritten by:  Eric Morrison
Music by:   Chris LeBrane
Word in parenthesis performed by:  Eric Morrison

LYRICS

(Hey Brotha!  Where you at?)
(I'm...)
(You're?)
(I'm in...)
(You're in?) (Urine??)
(I'm at the urinal man!  Don't talk to me!)


Don't talk to me
(I'm at the urinal)
Don't talk to me
(I'm trying to pee)
Don't talk to me
(I'm at the urinal)
If you distract, I won't be able to pee


(Nice day outside!)
(Would you stop talking to me?  I'm trying to PEE!!)
Click past the break to read my commentary and download the .mp3!

Pissing the night away...


Before I got a moment to conjure up a concept for this particular WEBCAMS episode, I was given a gem via Krumbine, via the Wunderkind himself, Mr. Eric Morrison.

It's no secret that Eric's contributions to the Krumbination as well as his very own RagingBeaverCo are nothing short of sheer genius.  A highly imaginative and enthusiastic talent, Eric and I first collaborated musically a few short months/weeks ago, when I completed a song idea that he videotaped entitled "Dirty Pinch of Love".  The production of the song went very well and Eric seemed genuinely happy with the results (hopefully a video for that coming soon!  Keep your digits twisted!).

So, upon receiving an MP3 file of Eric singing the above-written lyrics acapella style, I sat and contemplated on how I was going to attack this project.

Since I have been DEEP into the Synth-pop of late 70s early 80s Britain, it was only a matter of time (in my head at least) before I would venture to another one of my synth favorites:  Depeche Mode.

Not so much that I emulated much of their sound, but I composed it in a way that would fit into their lineup. Let's see if I can explain this better:

In the early days of Depeche (and pretty much throughout its history until about 1993), it was simply 4 guys (Vince Clarke (later Alan Wilder), Andrew Fletcher, Martin Gore, and Dave Gahan).  Three of them played mono-synths while Dave, the lead singer, simply sang.  In addition to the three synths, they had a reel-to-reel tape machine (as most of those synth bands had at the time) which supplied the backing drums and also the bass line.  So, in that spirit, I set it up to have the correct number of "instruments" according to the people in the group.  So, basically imagine that each one is playing a different sound that you hear in the composition, minus the percussion and synth bass (!)

In keeping with the spirit of the "Mode", I also used metal sounding percussion samples in the drums, a staple of their early "dark" period (See albums Construction Time Again (Mute, 1983); Some Great Reward (Mute, 1985) for examples).  But I keeps it real.  In addition to this, the ever present Linn LM-1 drum machine samples are incorporated for punch and thickness (You can't beat this machine!  Someone should buy me the real one!  Hello?  Anybody still there?)

The last factor in my DM emulation was the use of Samplers.  From the two Depeche albums I mentioned above, they incorporated the use of Samplers for most of the album.  So within my music program (Propellerhead's Reason 4.0), I utilized the software samplers that came with it. Mostly all of the sounds I used in this composition all came from sampler banks that came with the program.  But I also did something different and new for me...

When thinking of how I was going to sing this song, I had an idea:  "Why not throw Eric in there as well?"  So I did.

By chopping up the MP3 file he gave me, I individually placed his phrases on different keys on my MIDI controller.  Once that was done, I merely "played" his words, for control and timing reasons.  It worked like a charm, and brought forth a new level of creativity for me in the usage of my tools.  May not be much for most, but it was a huge step for me.  I was (and still am) excited!

I then recorded my vocals, mixed it and sent it on its merry urine-stained way.

I hope you all enjoy it!

And watch where you step.
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<![CDATA[Sheeple vs. People]]>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 21:36:14 -0800http://www.horbawrong.com/5/post/2010/08/sheeple-vs-people.htmlLYRICS

Are the sheeple
The voice of the people?

Sheeple Vs People
For rights of the mental steeple
(Ohhhh)

Rethink it all

(LEGALIZE IT!)
Click past the break to read my commentary and download the .mp3!

When approached with the task of writing a song for a controversial topic like this, I initially wasn't sure on how to attack this.  So I read the script over and over for a while, letting it all sink in.  And before I knew it...INSPIRADO!


I considered its creation a quasi-protest sentiment.  Myself, I have never really been too much of the "political" type when it came to the issues.  My outlook was never shifter to the right or left, but more in the middle.  It usually left me without things to say, therefore, I took the best option:  saying nothing at all.  Besides, most of my explanations would be misinterpreted.

Be that as it may, I knew I wanted to try and do something on the special end with the lyrics and the production of it all.

Taking my cue from message songs of the 70s, I created the music.  Although the majority of the music was created on synth software, I made it my business to (gasp) not use any sounds that sounded "synth" like, to preserve era integrity.

Along with the computer-driven creation of drums, electric piano, horns, and sitar (my favorite instrument in this piece) I utilized real bass and guitar to make it have a more "authentic" approach.

When it came to the lyrics, I wanted to wrap up the entire episode into the 20 or so seconds, without totally taking any real sides.  My intention was hopefully to have the listener possibly make up their own minds when hearing the words (if anyone can understand them).

I figured by asking a question, stating a thesis (with the mental steeple representing the holy top of intelligence), and giving only one solution to it all, which is simply to re-think the entire situation on all fronts.

And I couldn't help but push ever-so-slightly for the alternative solution...also on all fronts(!)

In conclusion, I think the episode was a very insightful and intelligent one.  There was a lot of great information that most probably didn't know.  And I hoped for the song to add to this as well.
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<![CDATA[Vampires of Walmart]]>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 18:59:08 -0800http://www.horbawrong.com/5/post/2010/08/vampires-of-walmart.htmlLYRICS

(Vampires of WalMart)
Its 2 AM, I'm in the market to buy

(Vampires of WalMart)
With my irregular behavior and my bloodshot eyes

Why the hell am I awake
I just wanted to buy a DVD and some steak!

Vampires of WalMart!

(Can you show me where the...um..uhhh?)
Click past the break to read my commentary, watch the music video, and download the .mp3!

You know them.  You have seen them in your own neighborhood multi-purposed chain superstores...
 
Some of them are in your own family.
 
Some of them are YOU!
 
When I read the script for “Vampires, Boners, and Bedhead (the practicality of vampirism)” (WEBCAMS Episode 11), I immediately has a basic skeleton in my head for "Vampires of Wal-Mart)
 
The song is basically talking about not-so-much the concept of ACTUAL vampires in a Wal-Mart, but more or less, the sporadic droves of late-night Wal-Mart shoppers that frequent the place between the hours of 1 and 5 AM every morning.
 
These people, usually really tired, insomnia-tic, and sometimes stoned out of their mind (if you went to Full Sail University (Orlando, FL), you know what I mean), tend to roam the jungle of low-priced commercial goods, with either vigorous speed, or a half-confused waltz, as if they cannot find the exact item they are looking for (yet have visited the same Mart for years). 
 
Using a melody line I have been singing for years (I think me and my cousin first started saying something silly, like "Big Booty Belinda" or something like that.  Gotta love a gangsta' booty, for sho!), I decided to switch up my normal 4/4 stance into a more swing feel.
 
This song also utilized the sound of a guitar...but it is a keyboard.  Initially I was going to play the changes on my own, but decided upon the sound in Reason rather than my minimal electronics for guitar.
 
Krumbine contacted me when he began shooting for the video of "Vampires" and asked me if I could whip up a longer intro to the song.  I told him "No problem."  Once again, my love for all things retro helped me out in this regard. 
 
In 1982, after the success of the Human League album "Dare!” the producer of the project (Martin Rushent) created one of the very first remix albums ever in existence.  Taking bits and pieces of the entire album and cutting up the tape in interesting ways, Rushent created extended mixes of the popular album and called it "Love and Dancing".  It is still widely regarded as a remix classic.  From this inspiration, I created the extended intro.
 
I basically extended the drums, bass and bass synth parts.  I then added a synth part and reversed the entire guitar track and used that as well.
 
So there you have it!  A musical journey through the eyes of a spaced out consumer…just wanting some food and some watching materials. 
 
It's a scary place to shop (If you're human).
 
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