<![CDATA[Horbawrong.com - The Creative World of Jordan Krumbine - Dramatically After]]>Sun, 20 Apr 2014 11:50:39 -0700EditMySite<![CDATA[Fishing Trip]]>Wed, 27 Jun 2012 21:01:28 GMThttp://www.horbawrong.com/15/post/2012/06/fishing-trip.htmlBEFORE:

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And for the sake of posterity, here's the email exchange that went with the edit:

Can you photoshop sunglasses on Tom? This is such a great shot but his eyes are closed.
- Raye

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Done!

Great shot? BETTER shot!

Since he's at a weird angle, there's not much I can do about how the sunglasses look photoshopped on. Sorry. A quick glance, however, and you can hardly tell!!!

I hope you don't mind, but I saw a few other "areas of improvement" so I went ahead and took a few "liberties".

- Bigger is always better, so I made the fish bigger.
- I didn't think it was fair that only one of the guys got a cigar, so i gave one to the other fella, too. Don't worry, it's very clean and you can hardly notice the edit.
- I adjusted the color and boosted the blacks -- basic photo adjustment stuff, really.

On the more subtle side -- some things you might not have noticed!
- I added an ominous red and black cloud cover, complete with a giant mutant octopus reaching down from the heavens to eat the earth. I thought that would make his catch much more impressive -- anybody can catch a fish on a sunny day, try catching one in the middle of the apocalypse!
- Also -- and this you PROBABLY didn't notice -- I include the USS Enterprise and Superman being chased by one of the giant mutant octopuses flying minions. It's incredibly subtle, but if you look closely in the top right, you should just be able to pick it out.

Hope you like it!

- Jordan

PS: if you hate beautiful things, I've also included a second version with just the sunglasses.
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<![CDATA[The View From Downtown Orlando]]>Wed, 27 Jun 2012 20:56:41 GMThttp://www.horbawrong.com/15/post/2012/06/the-view-from-downtown-orlando.htmlBEFORE:

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<![CDATA[Room for Improvement]]>Tue, 01 May 2012 14:49:49 GMThttp://www.horbawrong.com/15/post/2012/05/room-for-improvement.htmlBEFORE:
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<![CDATA[House Hearts Horbawrong]]>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:15:46 GMThttp://www.horbawrong.com/15/post/2012/04/house-hearts-horbawrong.htmlDRAMATICALLY AFTER:
DA NOTE: I'm not gonna show the before. I think some people actually believe Hugh Laurie knows what Horbawrong even means.
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<![CDATA[Mirror Lake]]>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 13:32:00 GMThttp://www.horbawrong.com/15/post/2012/04/mirror-lake.htmlBEFORE:
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DA NOTE: Yes, this is my first photoshop. Leave me alone.
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<![CDATA[High On Food]]>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:22:45 GMThttp://www.horbawrong.com/15/post/2012/04/high-on-food.htmlBEFORE:
Food is a temporary high.

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Food may only be a temporary high, but if I eat enough food, continuously, this temporary high can last forever, and I may experience the joy of skipping on rainbows and dancing with unicorns. But then I shall be fat. And the weight of my gluttonous ways shall drag me mercilessly down from my glorious high up there on the rainbow. Food, undoubtedly, is a failing proposition for the fat and thin, alike. Also, maybe I should just try skittles.

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<![CDATA[Occupy Wall Street Statement (as read by Keith Olbermann)]]>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:22:11 GMThttp://www.horbawrong.com/15/post/2012/04/occupy-wall-street-statement-as-read-by-keith-olbermann.htmlBEFORE:
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<![CDATA[Facebook Timeline]]>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:19:56 GMThttp://www.horbawrong.com/15/post/2012/04/facebook-timeline.htmlBEFORE:
‎"Aw man, not everyone willingly switched to Timeline. Better force it!" ~ Facebook.

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Hm. I think I need to poop rainbows.

DA note: seriously, stop f*cking bitching about the timeline. It's here, it's queer, get over it.

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<![CDATA[Sweet Maker of Daleks!]]>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:18:48 GMThttp://www.horbawrong.com/15/post/2012/04/sweet-maker-of-daleks.htmlBEFORE:
Holy crap, why is it 5:30 already...?

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Sweet maker of Daleks! I blinked and somehow the fabric of space and time conspired against my rainbow-addled brain, warping the universe forward six and a half hours to 5:30! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?? I'VE INVENTED MOTHERF*CKING TIME TRAVEL!!! I'm gonna be rich.

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<![CDATA[Creepy Lowe's Commercial]]>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:17:37 GMThttp://www.horbawrong.com/15/post/2012/04/creepy-lowes-commercial.htmlBEFORE:
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