DRAMATICALLY AFTER:
DA NOTE: I'm not gonna show the before. I think some people actually believe Hugh Laurie knows what Horbawrong even means.
BEFORE:  DRAMATICALLY AFTER:  DA NOTE: Yes, this is my first photoshop. Leave me alone. BEFORE: Food is a temporary high. DRAMATICALLY AFTER: Food may only be a temporary high, but if I eat enough food, continuously, this temporary high can last forever, and I may experience the joy of skipping on rainbows and dancing with unicorns. But then I shall be fat. And the weight of my gluttonous ways shall drag me mercilessly down from my glorious high up there on the rainbow. Food, undoubtedly, is a failing proposition for the fat and thin, alike. Also, maybe I should just try skittles. BEFORE: DRAMATICALLY AFTER: BEFORE: "Aw man, not everyone willingly switched to Timeline. Better force it!" ~ Facebook. DRAMATICALLY AFTER: Hm. I think I need to poop rainbows. DA note: seriously, stop f*cking bitching about the timeline. It's here, it's queer, get over it. BEFORE: Holy crap, why is it 5:30 already...? DRAMATICALLY AFTER: Sweet maker of Daleks! I blinked and somehow the fabric of space and time conspired against my rainbow-addled brain, warping the universe forward six and a half hours to 5:30! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?? I'VE INVENTED MOTHERF*CKING TIME TRAVEL!!! I'm gonna be rich. BEFORE: Cabin in the woods. Classic Whedon. Go see it! DRAMATICALLY AFTER: Remember Buffy the Vampire Slayer? No, not the TV show, the original movie. Yeah. That. Remember how awful that was? That movie should have come with it's own stake so that the viewers could kill themselves because life wasn't f*cking worth living after watching that hot mess. Now, remember the TV series? Yeah. That. Feel that warm sense of sheer unicorn-loving joy welling up in you? Okay, now check it: today's horror genre is the Buffy movie. Cabin in the Woods is the Buffy TV series. Classic Whedon. Go see it or unicorns will die. BEFORE: had a nice day hanging with erin :) DRAMATICALLY AFTER: Yesterday sucked deformed monkey nuts. I worked. I ate. I pooped. Today, I hung out with Erin and it was like SKIPPING ON F*CKING RAINBOWS, BITCHES!!! |
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