Once again, it's time for a new WEBCAMS script.  Three parts are up for grabs, one male, one female, and one that can go either way.  Leave a comment saying which part you're interested in and all casting decisions will be made by Saturday.

The script is after the break!

WEBCAMS (21) -- "Cute"
written by Jordan Krumbine
 
A - male, the artist
B - obsessed with the lack of innovation in the toilet paper industry
C - female, overly sympathetic, supportive to a fault
 
 
COLD OPEN
 
B
I'm just saying, I've given this a lot of thought. 
 
A
Congratulations?
 
B
I'm serious!
 
A
Fine, good for you.
 
B
I just think that within the realm of innovation, this single product is seriously lacking.
 
A
And this is what you've given a lot of thought to?
 
B
Yes, that's right. 
 
A
Can I tell you something?
 
B
Sure. 
 
A
I have no idea what you're talking about. 
 
B
I'm talking about innovation!
 
A
I thought you were talking about a lack of innovation?
 
B
Well, yeah, but it still falls under the topical umbrella of innovation.  
 
A
The topical umbrella of innovation?
 
B
That's right. 
 
A
Can I tell you something else?
 
B
Yeah, sure.
 
A
I still have no idea what you're talking about.
 
TITLES
 
B
Toilet paper. 
 
A
Toilet paper?
 
B
(shrugs)
Toilet paper. That's what I'm talking about. 
 
A
You're actually talking about toilet paper?
 
B
That's right. 
 
A
Why?
 
B
Because of the innovation!
 
A
You mean the lack of innovation?
 
B
Exactly!
 
C
Did you say something about toilet paper?
 
A
Oh, please don't encourage this.
 
C
Why not?
 
A
(emotional)
Because of all the things that should be encouraged in a person’s life, an obsession about the lack of innovation in toilet paper, frankly, is embarrassing.
 
B
Uh-oh.
 
C
This doesn't sound good. 
 
B
This doesn't sound like we're talking about toilet paper anymore. 
 
C
And considering you guys, that's actually surprising. 
 
B
Hey!
 
C
I call it like I see it. 
 
B
(quick to give up)
Eh, that's fair. 
 
A
(depressed)
She said it was cute. 
 
C
Cute?
 
B
Oh, no ...
 
C
Who's she?
 
A
After spending three weeks producing that music video, she finally watches it and calls it 'cute'. 
 
B
Ouch. 
 
C
(pressing)
Who's she??
 
B
The chick he wants to bang. 
 
A
Hey, come on, man!
 
B
Well, it's true!
 
C
So she's not your girlfriend?
 
A
No.  And now that she thinks my video is cute, I'll never get to call her my girlfriend. 
 
C
I don't understand. What's so bad about her saying the video was cute?
 
B
Really??
 
A
What, are you serious?
 
B
What's so bad about 'cute'?!
 
A
(serious)
Have you ever made a movie before?
 
C
Well, sure I record vlogs all the time--
 
B
(laughs)
Vlogs!
 
A
No-no, I'm not talking about some lame, ill-prepared chat with your webcam. I'm talking about a MOVIE. A work of art. Something you pour your heart and soul into. 
 
B
He's very serious about his art. 
 
A
I am!
 
C
I can tell. 
 
A
It's a serious thing! 
 
C
Sure. 
 
A
And, hell, if I don't take it seriously, who else will?
 
B
Certainly not the girl you want to bone. 
 
A
Come on!
 
C
So calling your "movie" cute is bad, right?
 
B
(explaining)
It's pretty much dismissing any and all creative and technical merits of the production, thereby negating all the work that was put into it. 
 
A
It freaking sucks!
 
C
Well, what was your movie about?
 
A
It was a music video. It was about a zombie puppet trying to find his one true love. 
 
C
A zombie puppet.
 
A
Here, I'll send you the link. 
 
C
Oh.
 
B
Cute sucks, dude. 
 
A
Cute blows.
 
B
Calling something cute is like a person has injected zero innovation into their powers of critical thinking. 
 
A
You are ABSOLUTELY right.
 
B
Just like toilet paper. 
 
A
(angry)
Goddammit!!!
 
C
Oh, yeah, I saw this one. 
 
A
You did?  You never left a comment. 
 
C
Well, I--
 
A
What did you think of it? I told you it took me three weeks from start to finish to produce it, right?
 
B
Yes, you already said that. 
 
A
It's important to know, is all.
 
B
Not really.
 
A
Okay, never mind, then. So what did you think of it?
 
C
Well ...
 
A
...
 
B
...
(smiles, then giggles)
 
C
I thought it was definitely, uh ...
 
A
....
 
C
(pained)
.... cute.
 
A
(looks like he got punched in the gut)
 
END