I really need to work on this whole punctuality thing.  You'd think as we get deeper into the show, it would get more routine .... but it doesn't.  Script and directorial video are after the break!


ADDITIONAL REQUESTS:  Any 20 second tunes you'd like to contribute, I'd love to have (and will get you a feature in the "recommended" box on my YT channel page).  Also, I'm interested in changing up the title sequence of WEBCAMS, so if you want to create something for that, I'd love to see it!

WEBCAMS (17) -- HOW TO GIVE UP ON WOMEN (WITHOUT REALLY TRYING)

A -- male
B
C

A
I'm giving up on women.

B
Whoa.  Really?

C
You're giving up on women?

A
I'm giving up on women.

B
Like, completely?

A
I've had enough.

C
So no more women for you?

A
What I've had has been enough.  No more.

B
So ...

A
Enough is enough is enough.

B
Does this mean you're gay now?

A
What?!

C
That's what it sounds like to me.

A
I'm not gay!

B
You just said you're giving up on women.

C
You said enough was enough.

B
That sounds like you're gay.

A
I'm not gay!

B
Are you sure?

C
You've always struck me as a little gay.

B
A little gay?  How can you be a little gay?

C
Don't ask me!  Ask the guy who's a little gay.

A
I'm giving up women because I've had enough of them, not because I'm suddenly gay.

B
You know, I don't really think you can "suddenly" be gay.  It's just this thing that you are or you aren't.

C
Unless you've lived very long in denial.

B
How do you mean?

C
If you've been living in denial and then quickly got over it, then you'd suddenly be gay.

A
I'm not gay!  I just don't like women anymore.

B
Okay, this is confusing ...

A
They are very, very crazy.

C
Gays?

A
Women!

C
So you're gay now because women are crazy?

A
No!  Women are crazy and I'm not gay.

B
But you're giving up women.

A
I'm DONE with women.

C
But you're not gay?

A
No, definitely not.

B
Dude, he's totally gay.

C
There's no way he couldn't be gay!

A
I'm not gay!

B
Do you think if you keep repeating that it'll become true?

C
Hey, can I ask a question?

A
WHAT?!

C
Why are you giving up on women?

B
Because they're all crazy, remember?  He just said that.

A
I'm giving up on women because the last girl I'll ever love is a lesbian.

C
You're in love with a lesbian?

B
That sounds a little gay to me.

C
Very gay.

A
She's gay!  I'm straight!

B
Yeah, but this whole situation is a little gay.

C
It's very gay to be straight and in love with a lesbian.

B
Why would you fall in love with a lesbian?

A
Because she's perfect in every way imaginable!  Believe me, I tried NOT to be in love with her.

C
And?

A
And it didn't work.

B
It didn't work?

A
I tried!

C
How did it not work?

A
It didn't work because I love her.

B
Because you're gay?

A
Because I'm straight.  She's gay.

C
So that's it?  You're giving up on women because you fell in love with a lesbian?

A
I'm giving up on women because I fell in love with a desperate lesbian!

B
She's desperate now?

A
She was always desperate.

B
Well, you didn't mention it before.

C
You really didn't.

A
She's a desperate lesbian who will do anything to get laid.  Just not a guy.

B
And the pieces start falling into place.

A
So desperate for sex, but won't even consider the man who loves her.

C
Well, you can't blame her.

A
Why the hell not?

C
For starters, she's gay.

B
And you're a dude.

A
I love her!

C
And you're kinda gay yourself.  A gay man and a gay woman can never be together.

B
It's like an abomination of nature.

A
I so hate you guys.

C
Oh, no you don't.

A
I hate women.

B
You're giving up on women, you don't hate them.

C
Generally speaking, gay men don't really hate much of anything.

A
I'M NOT GAY!

B
Sure you aren't ....

END