I was brainstorming some slogans for upcoming ads/teasers and I'd thought I'd share them with you.  If you have any to contribute, be sure to leave them in the comments!  And yes, as you can see by the last few lines, the last episode will genuinely be too large for YouTube.  The script clocks in at about 17 pages and I'm anticipating the episode to run between 15-20 minutes.

SEXKITTENS: Don't Talk.  You'll Ruin It.

SEXKITTENS: Girl on Girl.  Coming Soon.

SEXKITTENS: You've Never Seen a Group Scene Like This.

SEXKITTENS: Blink and You'll Miss It.

SEXKITTENS: Hot.  Hard.  Dirty.

SEXKITTENS: Threesomes on YouTube.

SEXKITTENS: Hot.  Hard.  Short?

SEXKITTENS: Prepare to get Screwed.

SEXKITTENS: Short is the New Big.

SEXKITTENS: Cock and Bull.  But Mostly Cock.

SEXKITTENS: Too Hot.  Too Steamy.  Too Big.  A Final Episode Too Big for YouTube.

SEXKITTENS: Bigger is Better.  The Final Episode of SEXKITTENS is Too Big for YouTube.  Watch it Exclusively on Horbawrong.com.
 


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jimmersd link
12/17/2009 9:29pm

SEXKITTENS: The litter box needs cleaning.

SEXKITTENS: Everyone loves a tummy scratch!

SEXKITTENS: Last thing I remember is they put me in a box and now I have to sit to pee.

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Spazzy McSpazatron link
12/20/2009 11:53am

SEXKITTENS:Everything's bigger at Horbawrong.

SEXKITTENS: Horbawrong, but it feels so right.

SEXKITTENS:Because a cat's the only cat ;P

SEXKITTENS: LOL without the expensive upkeep of a "cheezburger" diet.

And I'm out xD
Actually I think I was out to begin with, still, it was fun trying to think some up! Can't wait for the new EPIC episode.

=D

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