Oh the blessed furry nipples from Hell do light up my screen as much as they excite my peen! I can't WAIT for Middlebrook's Fur Factor to make a woman eat a plate of worms by the sheer sight of his machismo. Yes, that made sense. When women were in the presence of manly men in the past, they would revert to a coprophagous state in the extreme case of being exposed to a block headed werewolf with calloused feet and clubbed hands.
Middlebrook's only flaw is his soft face and delicate features, which, despite the fuzz factor of at least 20 (separate from, but a derivative of, the aforementioned fur factor), would only at most make a chick eat a can of pickled dicks... or equivalently give Zaphod Zombie a flowing, glowing blow job... complete with slime, goo and luminescent, viscous poo. Now if he exposed his pubes... that would be another story. But we'll see what the chicks devour when the X-rated version of ACAD comes out. With Middlebrook you know... one really can't predict what will happen.