One of the things that I'm virtually always thinking about is how to be different.  And I'm not talking about generic, angsty, stand-out-from-the-crowd "different" but the kind of different--on YouTube--that when you see it, it makes you stop in your tracks.

It's such a constant thought process (literally, it's a daily if not hourly activity) that I oft times just get completely sick of myself.  There's no such thing as something different so there's no point in trying.  And even if I do come up with something marginally unique, hardly anyone will see it in the first place.

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Nevertheless, a few years ago I named something that was original to me.  I say it was original to me because it wasn't original on YouTube--it hadn't gotten all that much play at the time (it still hasn't), but it still wasn't brand-fucking-new.

I call it "Neo-Mono".

Like I talked about earlier, I've always rather hated vlogs.  I hated the lack of creativity and the void of conflict and interesting story.  There was potential, however.  All someone would have to do is to, you know, WRITE a story.

So, instead of sitting in front of a camera and spewing a random monologue on your daily events, you would perform a scripted story that was crafted to take careful advantage of the allotted time.

This is what I called the "Neo-Mono" style.

And you're already rather familiar with it.  While my recent post from Cal Winters' story is a textbook example of the style, most of you are probably more intimate with Apocablog.

The concept is simple: it's after-the-fact storytelling, done in character.  In the past, I've also done the original four episodes of Zaphod Zombie as a neo-mono show; I developed a dust-obsessed serial killer character named Cecil (which might be returning after Cal Winters); the original Beanie Boy vlogs were neo-mono; and there were even some projects on my old channel, albeit unfinished, that reveled in the style.

So now that you know what it is, what's your concept for an original Neo-Mono show?  Something along the lines of Apocablog?  Or maybe something about a character so obsessed with pirates that he lives his life (goes to work, school, dates) AS a pirate?
 


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10/07/2009 12:22am

A writer who finds it difficult to distinguish between his work and reality. I came up with an idea! Yay! No stealsies xD

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10/22/2009 4:03pm

I think I'd make it on my future.... a disrespected professor by day, a savage troll murderer by night. I'd actually have little trolls with the names pasted on their heads, saying their lines in some dark, cardboard made room . I sneak up on them and kill them, one by one. I sometimes do it with words, where they end up coughing up blood after my lines... and other times I toss the troll in a blender. Either way, a new ending exists for each episode. Scenes of this kind will be interspersed with me in a class, half filled with troll and barbie dolls (and maybe some puppets with your permission and blessings, oh jeebus of the darksiders). Maybe a Ken doll.... make some love interest between one Barbie and a Ken. Hell, why not Ken and a troll. Yea. It'll mostly highlight the fact that I'm completely insane.

Maybe I could do some kind of gay show... Flex in the city... where I'm a dude waxing the chest and/or pubic hairs of guys... and certain manly girls, in the gym... WHILE they're working out! Huh... HUH?!! Pretty good, right! And I bet you thought I lost it!

The Xmas special will be a XXX special, with a Fish over my dick, and a small santa hat over the fish head ... with me doing the Macarena. No title for this show... not a damn thing. All will be self evident.

I could then make a show on using my underwear for different purposes. That would be interesting... a 101 ways to knock it off with your knickers, INCLUDING opening a bar of snickers! Then I'd used the snicker soiled underwear, which would be farted on generously, to slap one of my professors. I'd film this and the subsequent thrashing I shall receive very soon after.

Yes, a veritable plethora of shows reside in my mind to be unleashed in the Neo-mono style. It will technically be mono... I will be narrating the shit and doing all the voices. I think the ideas are legit (and pure shit, just the way I like em).

Whadya think... Krumb. Oh yea, I need to check your Cal Winters stuff. Will do so on Sunday.

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