Krumbine's Epic Comment Contest 08/10/2009
Screw it. I'm not gonna make a video. Okay, maybe I will ... but I'll just mention this in it, rather than letting the video be the starting point for the contest.. After weeks of percolating, I've devised what I hope will be a fun and creative challenge, easily accessible to anyone and everyone. This ties into my regular Friday giveaway that I mentioned in a recent video. As you can tell from the title of this post, I call this "Krumbine's Epic Comment Contest". This is inspired by a request from XxJaggedLittlePillxX for a writing contest and Lupine's indefatigable talent for the most rambly, awesome comments ever. The rules are simple: leave an epic comment on this post. It doesn't have to be about anything particular, it just has to be epic. And no cutting and pasting--I have a sixth sense that enables me to tell when someone has plagiarized. This week, the prize for the winning epic comment is a Zombie Pride t-shirt. You have until Thursday at midnight to get your comment in and I'll announce the winner on Friday. Have fun and stay creative! CommentsMon, 10 Aug 2009 10:09:25 am Alas! Tue, 11 Aug 2009 8:28:34 am After reflecting on the depth of my navel, I have come to the conclusion that there is all too much noise made about texting teens. I say let them text until their little thumbs seize. That'll teach 'em! Ibrahim Tue, 11 Aug 2009 8:51:51 am Epic comment? That sounds like something that cannot be contained within the bounds of the English language alone... Ibrahim Tue, 11 Aug 2009 4:10:07 pm I make a kick-ass comment spanning 6 languages and a mountain of insults, and what do I get? A fucking sign that says Weebly.com has decided to rape my happiness. GooeyGoombah Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:07:35 pm You look like a Jewish Elvis with long hair and that retro mic. Now that is epic. Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:44:42 pm After deep consideration, I have decided that I can cope with there not being enough food between Tokyo and JFK and there not being a Dunkin' Donuts by baggage claim at Logan as long as I have enough time in JFK between flights to inhale a stromboli. somedudeoverthere Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:46:37 pm damn! Tue, 11 Aug 2009 11:07:15 pm An epic comment? A comment of epic proportions. I am expected to fulfill such a foolish request to receive the prize, this woven symbol of equality? You wish for me to partake in this "contest" (if such a waste of precious time can even be referred to as such) which forces me to type something "epic", by YOUR standards, in order to prevail victorious? Tue, 11 Aug 2009 11:22:45 pm Lets see...Epic comment..... Tue, 11 Aug 2009 11:24:14 pm Upon the notation of the said event to which I dare not decline. Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:16:20 am Hey I'm not just gunna kiss you ass for a t shirt I'm gonna win it by telling u that a fox came at me in my backyard and to protect my self I kick it about 14 yards Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:59:38 am Yeah...Ibrahim has just proved to us that he can be Emo in six languages. He wins. Epicgirl Wed, 12 Aug 2009 1:57:55 am epic! Wed, 12 Aug 2009 2:03:07 am So I'm eating these nacho's, minding my own business when this freaking big sweaty itallian comes up to me wearing kielbasa like it was bling around his neck. This guy is trying to sell the stuff, hollering at me and in the general direction of three teenage girls across the street that its the best deal ever, Now I'm a little confused here, he wont let me by, I only half understand what he's saying, and well, I just don't like kielbasa sausage. tastes like fish and copper wire. . . . Wed, 12 Aug 2009 9:32:54 am Epic? He send her the link, throws the challenge down so to speak, as if somehow he expects The McSpazatron (yes, she's so epic even the "the" gets capitalisation) could deliver anything less. Wed, 12 Aug 2009 9:54:23 am I have a story to tell you. Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:06:40 pm If my love became a zombie I would hold her down and try with all my might to reach her. I would plead, sing, cajole, scream, cry.... I am sure in the end.... I would cry and my tears would fall onto her face, into her eyes, onto her lips, her tongue. I am sure that my salted tears would finally release her -- at least for a moment -- from her Zombie trance... If if I were able to get her to show me with her eyes that YES! SHE REMEMBERS ME! SHE KNOWS WHO I AM! I would then let her go.... krumbine Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:18:56 pm Thanks for being my spell-checker, Victor. Your epic-ness is indefatigable. Wed, 12 Aug 2009 4:45:28 pm The Darksider Inn: Wed, 12 Aug 2009 4:51:38 pm Well, answering the call of rambling on epically isnt a task to be taken in jest, too lightly or taken too seriously. Why not too seriously? Well if you had to ask that question, you obviously are not in need of free stuff, charity or presents, wrapped in beautifully, bright colored paper, with shiny red bows on them. Rambling on needs to be taken within your stride! Never overstepping the mark, but always pushing the envelope so one can see the nipple pushing against the opening, longing to be carressed by your hand & the light warm breeze. Wed, 12 Aug 2009 5:04:03 pm The Darksider Inn (part 2): Wed, 12 Aug 2009 5:08:52 pm The Darksider Inn (part 3) : Wed, 12 Aug 2009 5:13:05 pm The Darksider Inn (part 4, aka the last part (hopefully)) : dresssexyatmyfuneral Thu, 13 Aug 2009 6:49:57 am Soon the two elderly Finnish women started finger pulling. Thu, 13 Aug 2009 12:18:06 pm i dont want to enter this contest. because i know that you're secretly in love with my dog, and it would be favouritism when i won. Mon, 17 Aug 2009 8:54:27 pm Contests are for the meek. Leave a Reply |