Loved this vid man. Seriously. The bit with the email was so ridiculously humorous, especially when delivered in that deadpan way, that it was almost as funny as the posts on your brother... almost.

My YT romance sounds great, and pairing Heather and Obsquatch seems like a touch of genius. I don't know WHERE the seed for that idea came from.. but I'm sure it's from the same fruit that produced the Ibrahim and Starving Soprano gem. You seem like the greatest matchmaker the internet has never produced. You know... these YT couples you form can have YT baby channels. Like Rosquatch (pronounced Rose-squatch).. the child from the romance between Heather and Obsquatch that you've so brilliantly spawned. Just a channel with a face that mixes up Heather and Squatch's features, with the bod of a li'l baby ye know. This kid will definitely have a headband with Ob's hair and Heather's eyes and ears. Dunno about the rest, but with those features set it sounds good to me.

Now call me Nostradamus, but here's what I see Heather doing. I think Heather will start a show called "My punching bag", where basically, she punches you in the nuts for 10 mins straight. I think the theme of this show will complement well with what I see Obsquatch doing to me through his delightful production : "How to punch a crazy man's organs through his colon: surgical gloves and spiked bracelets edition"

My one complaint, which can be flipped back to me, is the video took an excruciatingly long time to finish downloading over my woefully slow connection. If you could in any way reduce the size of these vlogs without compromising on quality too much, could you then please do that for us slow fucks?

Great video Krumby.

Sorry I didn't see this sooner - Lupy told me about it. I'm massively out of the loop.

Wow.. I got a feeling you were trying to pair me up with Ibrahim.

He is pretty hot. Yes. I would (or failing his availability, Lupine - his mind makes me hot and bothered).

I've had a couple of 3 way conversations on messenger with both Ibrahim and Lupine and they were most enjoyable!

But, as you know... not possible these days.

But yeah, to quash any concerns. I'm not going anywhere with the youtube. In fact, I'm making a come back very soon. I shan't pinpoint an actual date because I can't keep to it but, soon.

Re Partnership. I know it doesn't pay a lot. But, I want it in the way that people want to achieve a goal. I want the title.

What really confuses me is that there are many partners with fewer views and subscribers than me but I have been turned down twice and I think it may be because I swear a lot. Fuck knows.

One point - I thought on a certain date (July 15th?) all youtube pages went to the new format. Mine is still on the old one..

I'm sure you have noticed this (it may be my connection) but it took my around 40 minutes to watch this video as it kept pausing to load. I obviously think you're wonderful as I hung in there to watch the whole thing.

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