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                                                300 Subs, Partnership 04/07/2009
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                                                If you've been paying any attention whatsoever to my twitter page, you'd have noticed that not only did I recently break 10,000 views on my youtube channel, but I also broke past the magical 300 mark in subscribers.

                                                Why is 300 magical?  No reason, really, but it's a hundred more than 200, so that's saying something.  Also, it's important to keep in mind that after about two years on youtube as "jordancg" I closed out that account and started fresh as "krumbine".  This was back in October of last year.

                                                About a month ago (March 2nd, to be exact) I hit the 200 mark.  Since youtube partnership has forever been one of my goals (I applied once under my old account but didn't have an inkling of a shot at it) I told myself last month that I would try again, for the first time as krumbine, when I hit the 300 mark.

                                                That happened yesterday.

                                                I applied for partnership yesterday.

                                                If you're not familiar with the youtube partner application (and I think this was actually a new feature) the first thing you see is an "automated response" indicating whether or not your application is "likely" to be accepted.  No doubt this automated suggestion is based solely subscriber count and total video views (and other inconsequential numbers that bare no representation to your creative SOUL).  After you click "yes" to continue your application, there's a number of check boxes to select and other silly options.  Finally, there's a box where you're supposed to type an explanation as to why you want to join the partner program.

                                                This, I believe, is a practical joke by YouTube.

                                                I wrote three short paragraphs, outlining my work for both Victor and Christopher Mast.  I talked about the collaborative nature of my channel and the way I engage the creative community.  Finally, I put a bow on this brief narrative by explaining how it was my hope that the partner program would help develop future opportunities to create original content with and for youtube's creative community.

                                                After clicking to submit the application, I was rewarded with an error message stating that my narrative could only be 512 characters long.

                                                Do you see the funny, now?

                                                At any rate, I took a few minutes to rewrite my narrative and officially submitted my application for partnership on the evening of April 6, 2009.

                                                I don't think it will go anywhere.  And after your application is denied, you have to wait two months before reapplying.

                                                My hope, however, is that a person will actually take the time to review the facts and take stock of what I've been developing on my channel.  I hope that an individual will look at this application and appreciate the fact that I was solicited by two YouTube partners to produce episodic content for their respective content (YouTube Rejects, on Victor's channel, is close to breaking 50k views).

                                                I know it won't happen, but I still have a small glimmer of hope.  And with the way things have been exploding lately, can you imagine what the playing field will look like two months from now?

                                                 


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                                                Heather Maria Lueck link
                                                04/07/2009 10:40am

                                                Hmmm strange. I applied for partnership about a month ago and never got any automated response whether I was "likely to be accepted." I simply got an email saying I was denied a few hours later.

                                                My stats today, which cant be that drastically different from a month ago are:
                                                Videos Uploaded: 37
                                                Video Views: 230,981
                                                Channel Views: 64,419
                                                Subscribers: 1,363

                                                Granted I did write in that handy little explanation box:
                                                "1. i have nice boobs.
                                                2. depointless told me to
                                                3. you need me"

                                                Obviously you can tell I really didn't expect them to take me seriously, and the denial came as no surprise.

                                                I sincerely hope you're accepted though. I know it means a lot to you, and you deserve a much higher level of recognition.

                                                Dont forget about us lil guys when you're all famous.



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                                                krumbine
                                                04/07/2009 10:50am

                                                I always amazes me when you consider yourself a "little guy" on youtube, Heather. You've always had the ability to wield your strength and take advantage of the position your in ... I'm looking forward to these two projects you've talked about because I believe that they will do exactly that for you.

                                                At any rate, many thanks for your well wishes ... I guess since I haven't heard back from them yet, that should be positive sign.

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                                                achigurh link
                                                04/07/2009 5:27pm

                                                krumbine..you're been a partner all your life, you just didn't know it

                                                heather...someday you will own youtube


                                                achigurh..just got off youtube probation
                                                video views...327,412
                                                one video yanked due to violation of some sort of standards
                                                subs..149 (most of them from 3 or 4 different people)
                                                2 original videos..haha god i'm so sad..

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                                                bell02
                                                04/08/2009 2:32am

                                                I hope you get partner, you have to be the hardest working, professional non-partner on you tube.

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                                                Ibrahim
                                                04/08/2009 5:55am

                                                Wow... Big step forward Krumb... You're taking our relationship to the next level.

                                                Sexcellent. It's the least of what you deserve. I see your name in lights some day... in Hollywood.

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                                                krumbine
                                                04/08/2009 11:13am

                                                @achigurh: thank you for the sentiments and congrats on getting through your probation!

                                                @bell02: many thanks, sir! As hard as I may work, one thing I will never have is your bad-ass artistic skills.

                                                @Ibrahim: I don't know about my name in lights ... maybe large, bright LEDs ... maybe ;)

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