Surprisingly? Behind this beard lays a heart of Gold

I'll show you feedin' the beast...

There is a blatant difference between the viewers of a YouTube video with a title like "Sexual Positions" or with a thumbnail picture of our lovely and intelligent friend with her thin, ladylike fingers wrapped, ever so gently, around her mammalian protrusions, asking us... Nay, Taunting us! Begging us to watch! I want to kiss you always! *cough cough* Sorry, I got a little sidetracked there. What was I saying? Yes, there is a difference between the audience of YouTube and that of a blog (I fucking hate the word blaaaaahg). Mostly because I believe that YouTubers, on the whole, are dumb. And by dumb, I mean masters of idiocy. Brainless lumps of lol-putty and shit-stained anonymous hate spewers, all of whom are more than deserving of an ice pick to the forehead, but I remain unconvinced that it will either help or hinder them. I think that being a YouTube idiot is easy. I think that YouTube, by nature, makes being an idiot member of a false community as easy as clicking a star, or a thumbs up, or thumbs down, or writing a comment like, "Fuck you, stuipt cunt. I fuck you in you ear!!!! XD". YouTube is a breeding ground for stupid, and stupid breeds fast. Don't get me wrong here. There are smart people, but they are hard to find. You've found a bunch, but I'll get to that later. YouTube makes it easy for idiots to come together. On the other hand, I think that writing is hard to do. Creating complex characters out of thin air is hard to do. Telling a story of pain and redemption, or of trust and trust dishonored, or of love lost and love gained, or of growing up, or growing old, or growing numb; these are hard things to do. You, Krumbine, are good at it. Point and case is the jogging story, which I love. I will always love reading that story. I will always love reading. I will always love writing. And right now, I love making videos. I will never get the attention that I get from doing videos, focused on my writing. I'm more than happy with that. I don't think that I want people like Napalm reading my stuff, and I don't think he'd like it, cause he's a YouTube idiot. I think that you've done an amazing job introducing me to people on YouTube who actually have brains, which means that you have appealed to and began to create a community on YouTube. But I think it is one that I am not fully convinced loves you as much as you love it. The fascinating idea of being part of a community has given you a boner, and it doesn't matter what slobbering, puss filled, naked monstrosity of a community looms infront of you; you wanna fuck it, hard. I, again, am happier with my own little corner, with my picture of a swamp on my wall, alone, than I would be having sex with a dripping bucket of slime. I might seem hypocritical right now, as I am posting videos with reckless abandon, but you should understand that I realize that this reckless abandon might be a "phase" and I have started taking small blue pills three times a day in effort to curb my YouTubeism. I also understand that it might now be too late to stop, so pass the lube ol' buddy, I want a shot at this odorous, slime-spewing, writhing, putrid, unholy beast. I'm ready to feed it, hard.

Middlebrook, First off, I am negative as a reaction to what people outside of our circle contribute to this community. From Billy Black, to The Amazing Atheist, from SEXphil, to Blunty3000, from MeanBlackDude, to Fancyrants, negativity is already saturated into the very fiber of what YouTube is. There are hordes of people / idiots who are looking for someone to hate next, and they will follow the breadcrumbs left by the a fore mentioned YouTube icons and, in turn, leave unwarranted verbal / written attacks, sexually abusive comments and even death threats. People get famous on YouTube for spewing bigotry and hate and I think that it's sick. I, too, have been roped into it, and I can only hope for Krumbine's sake that the Fancyrants days are over. As for the positive idiots, they aren't much better. I love me some Vlogbrothers and Gimmeabreakman, but must be restrained from stabbing myself in the face with a fork when I read the comments left by the fans. The "first" thing totally mystifies me, and a comment that consists solely of "lol" and a fucking smiley face made up of a god damn semi-colon and the letter P makes me want to kill cute fuzzy animals. I swear to you that there are people out there that think that the semi-colon only exists as a wink. Trust me, I get it. We are not those people and that is why I am happy to heed your call for more videos, but you should know that someday, just like Heather, we are all going to pop and say, "Yeah, Middlebrook is cool, and Krumbine is an evil genius, but these hordes of brainless fucktards really piss me off and if I have to read another shitty comment that just repeats a line from my video, followed by an acronym that makes life not worth living, followed by some shitty depiction of a person using punctuation, I'm gonna have to start killing babies."

That all being said, I love your work. Keep the good times coming, sunshine. I just got my job back at the greenhouse, so I'll be happier soon, and I'll work on getting a girlfriend, but then you just might never hear from me again.

All of my love,
Obsquatch

Here's what I suggest. Let's define the community we want. By that, I mean who should I not be missing. Who do you want me to pay attention to, and who do you think would benefit from getting involved in a community that has me in it? I know who I think you should pay attention to. Middlebrook, I am quickly realizing that the Canadian YouTube mafia is pretty slick. Krumbine, we seem to be attracting an interesting breed of thinkers and artists and I am noticing a lot of common names on lists betwix us. And I know a crap load of writers who are mystified and repulsed yet simultaneously drawn in by YouTubes alure. So, instead of having to sift through idiots, let's attract people who want to contribute. The perfect example for me is www.Ilovethisworld.com Check it out when you find a minute.

Why did it take me a day to figure out that this is what you are already doing, Krumbine? It was onw of those moments that starts with a high pitched "ding!" Then "Ah=ha!" Then "oh" Then the sound of a sandwich baggie full of diarrhea hitting the pavement from a third story window. Good god, sometimes I am thick. Oh and you can totally sign me up for a t-shirt.

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