In an effort to further cross-promote (or something like that) and offer up some of the "behind the scenes" details of The Beanie Boy Show, Episode 9 (which can be found here and here and here) ... here is the first part of the Holy Bible (but not really) project:

HOLY
BIBLE
(but not really)

-or- 

THE HOLY BABBLE


written by
BEANIE BOY
 


The following is a work of comedic fiction.

Much like the original.

 
BEANYISM
THE FOUNDING PRINCIPLES


**1**
Religion is ridiculous. Therefore, it's about time that we establish a ridiculous religion.


**2**
Religions like Christianity tell you how and what to think by threatening you with the promise of heaven and hell - thereby depriving free thought. Beanyism promotes thinking for yourself, challenging the status quo, and the never-ending pursuit of the contrary. Even at the expense of rationality, Beanyism insists that there is no spoon.


**3**
Humankind's greatest, innate ability is that of creationism. We possess inside ourselves the talent to form an idea and then to take that idea and manifest it into reality - music, lyric, image, sound, story, gadget.


**4**
The most abstract of Beanyism's founding principles is that of Serendipity. Human beings have an enormous capacity for connecting with others on many different levels - we merely have to open ourselves up to the possibility and the potential.