I finally finished the fifth chapter of Zaphod Zombie's memoirs ("Zombie Porn").  It only took a week and a half.  In my defense (not that I need it, no one is accusing me of anything) it's been a helluva busy week.

I went out of town for three days for the Halloween weekend.  On Monday, I took delivery of a kitten named Benny and have been busy being my kitty's pappy.  In between work and home, I've been consistently biking ten miles every weekday (starting the Monday prior last).

And then there's the chapter itself.  That bad boy has been the longest chapter yet, clocking in at a little over three thousand words.

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